“I’m so Mad”

I am not sure exactly why I am mad. I could argue just for the sake of arguing.

“You know there is a serious problem when you cannot eat your butt”

It was not till my back let out that I realized how important it is; for example wiping my vagina after peeing. That is a serious problem! Moar people need to be aware of how serious back injuries are!
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It has become a common occurrence that I need to poop when I start talking to someone. Sometimes worry that my disappearing acts might seem like I am avoiding the person and really I just have to poop. When I say, “OMG I GOT TO GO” I really do have to go and no one should take that personally. I think this awkwardness would be alleviated if we were all more acceptable talking while pooping. Well actually, this is a lot more common than we think! That is right. I am talking to YOU. You multitasking poopers talking on Skype, scrolling through blogger and Facebook while on the toilet. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I mean, how does s/he do it and not feel any shame?

 
Frankly, I admire this sort of behavior. I have trouble pooping if I suspect anyone is listening or within thirty feet of me. I suspect in the near future I will be a victim of colon cancer. Not because I did not eat enough fiber but because I live in a society that is so judgmental when I say, “I GOT TO TAKE A SHIT! BYE BYE NOW.”

HI!

I am making this post to say that this is my domain and I rule over this microscopic space on the internets.  So that makes me awesome too!

Today I want to talk about people on the internets.  There is a vast variety and I only care to waste a minute of my precious time discussing this topic.  So here I go, many are quick to wave their little finger at anyone that does not agree with the majority.  I think it is poppycock!