It has become a common occurrence that I need to poop when I start talking to someone. Sometimes worry that my disappearing acts might seem like I am avoiding the person and really I just have to poop. When I say, “OMG I GOT TO GO” I really do have to go and no one should take that personally. I think this awkwardness would be alleviated if we were all more acceptable talking while pooping. Well actually, this is a lot more common than we think! That is right. I am talking to YOU. You multitasking poopers talking on Skype, scrolling through blogger and Facebook while on the toilet. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I mean, how does s/he do it and not feel any shame?
Frankly, I admire this sort of behavior. I have trouble pooping if I suspect anyone is listening or within thirty feet of me. I suspect in the near future I will be a victim of colon cancer. Not because I did not eat enough fiber but because I live in a society that is so judgmental when I say, “I GOT TO TAKE A SHIT! BYE BYE NOW.”