Author Archives: Vodka Before Noon

About Vodka Before Noon

I live in the trees. What I mean by that, is I am a student studying Forest Management and Biology. I like playing all sorts of games even though I don’t always win. I like making things and sharing my secrets on scraps of paper for people to find. I always keep chalk in my pocket to write messages on the ground/wall for others to find. I love attention, but I am very much an introvert. I like curling up in fuzzy blankets for hours during the day for no particular reason except that I like feeling warm and happy.

unreasonable

Posted on December 10, 2011 by Vodka Before Noon

“I’m so Mad” I am not sure exactly why I am mad. I could argue just for the sake of arguing.

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Real Problems

Posted on December 8, 2011 by Vodka Before Noon

“You know there is a serious problem when you cannot eat your butt” It was not till my back let out that I realized how important it is; for example wiping my vagina after peeing. That is a serious problem! … Continue reading →

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Affirmative Action

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Vodka Before Noon

It has become a common occurrence that I need to poop when I start talking to someone. Sometimes worry that my disappearing acts might seem like I am avoiding the person and really I just have to poop. When I … Continue reading →

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Politically Correct

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Vodka Before Noon

HI! I am making this post to say that this is my domain and I rule over this microscopic space on the internets.  So that makes me awesome too! Today I want to talk about people on the internets.  There … Continue reading →

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